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| | | Author | Message | Ray Darrah 
Posts: 1411
Since: 2/18/2008
|  7/5/2008 7:57:26 AM 
A man went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.
"GollyNed," said the man, "get your dang thumb out of my food!'
"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."
"Why don't you just shove it up your butt?" the man said angrily.
"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."
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| Ray Darrah
Posts: 1411
Since: 2/18/2008
| 7/5/2008 7:59:57 AM
It was a fine summer evening at the local pub in Dublin. The bar was about half full. In one corner two fellows sat drinking pints. One fellow asks the other "Now where are ya from, me lad?"
The second fellow replies "County Cork."
The first fellow is amazed "Why that`s were I hail from too! What may be your family name, then?"
The second chap says "It be none other than O`Brien"
"Why that is my clan, too. What a small world. And to what school did you go?"
"I went to St. Brigits."
"My God, So did I!!" exclaimed the first fellow loudly.
"So then, in what fine year did you graduate?"
"1954" "Incredible, so did I!..."
The local bobby (are they called that in Ireland?) stopped in around then to say hello to the bartender. "Every thing OK, Michael?"
"Yes," the bartender replied, "things are pretty normal - the O`Brien twins are drunk again!"
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Transmitted: 5/12/2026
8:41:00 AM
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